Misteri di Nusantara...Neighbour from Hell Spin-off

Tu diah tajuk... misteri sangat kan?? ye lah lama dah bersawang blog aku nih...misteri tuh...

Nope !! the real story is really a mystery to me. Yesterday afternoon when my wife & our upstairs neighbour did some gardening, my wife found 'something' buried under the dirt. Kebun tuh betul-betul belakang dapur umah nih.

Tu lah pasal kita duduk kat sarang burung merpati nih...terpaksa la kongsi tanah yang sekangkang kera nih untuk berkebun. Since I was busy with my work, I let them have a happy times gardening sambil menganyam ketupat!!! kalau aku tak busy maunya aku join sekali. This particular neighbour always has something 'new' to tell...hehehehe

Tengah menyangkul tanah nak tanam pokok anak betik...my wife tercangkul satu plastik bag yang dah lusuh sangat dah...dia tak berani nak angkat...so our neighbour lah yang angkat with stick...quickly tossed it out kat parit besar belakang (our flat is on the higher ground...macam anak bukit...bawah ada parit & landasan keretapi).

By that time only my wife realized that she remembered something we discussed few month earlier. I did tell my wife that when I worked overnite...I felt that 'someone' or 'something' is watching me...tu diah ada sixth sense kah?? But that don't bother me from finishing my work...yerlah kang marah dek customer & hold my payment...sapa nak jawab???

Since I worked at home, working hour is mostly at night...siang anak-anak memekak susah nak concentrate & clients think that I'm available 24/7...layan jer la labu...rezeki mana boleh tolak, kerja sendirikan...pandai-pandai la adjust time. If you people realized I always left comments on your tb at wee hour...hehehehe release tension la tuh.

Okay...back to the mystery, my wife quickly called me and explained the situation...ceh macam CSI plak. I asked her what was inside the plastic bag? Dia kata macam kapur sireh & some smelly water...tu diah misteri sangat kan?? i kata awat pi buang benda alah tuh...meh nak curah cuka & bakar jer as a precaution. Mana tau ada orang saja pi tanam benda-benda 'kotor' tuh.

Our neighbour dah pucat lesi dah...masa nak buang benda tuh plastik tuh dah bocor skit & kena tangan dia. Cepat-cepat diorang wrapped and cuci tangan segala & balik umah. Me & wife took all the precautions by baca yassin & pasang cd rukyah the whole night.

Truth be told...this morning our neighbour did complained tangan kena air tuh kebas semalaman & baby dia menangis sepanjang malam (dia baru habih pantang). I just kept my mouth shut & tried not to think much. After that lady left my wife quietly told me she had a terrified dream last night as well.

I told my wife...biarlah orang nak pekena kita since Allah bayar cash lening. I was sceptical when people told me they found 'something' buried or hidden on their courtyard...yer la kita tak pernah merasa kan? Mujur my father did 'pagar' my house when we moved to this house. Satu yang aku perasan...flat kami tak ada security guard at night & banyak motor dah kena curi tapi my wife's motorbike tak dak orang usik pun walau pun kami balik kampung seminggu dua...hmmmm.

Syukurlah so far takdak apa yang berlaku...misteri kan? kan? kan?

Anyway...SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL ADHA...tahun nih aku buat korban lagik...ada sikit rezeki...ala setampok jer...meh la umah...!!!